please…i beg. do NOT get me this. i might like to cook, and i might be a sperm-producing male, but the two do not work for me.
this is just….well, its above and beyond, even for ME! still, i am ordering some for presents. friends of mine, expect one soon!
Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes
Description:
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients – you will love this cook book!
ohmygod. and you have to read the online reviews:
* I recently served the Flan to some of my neighbors, they tried and tried but just could not guess what that zest was.
* Wow, I can’t beleive I finally found a book like this! It’s awesome. I’m always looking for ways to be healthy, natural and green, and this helps me with all 3.
* My life partner and I no longer buy mayonnaise. As financially struggling video game developers, this has been a wonderful way to help save a little money.
on that last one, how much of a financial struggle is a $2 jar of mayo? i mean really! anyway, have a little flip-thru of the book here. you can see the recipes for tuna sashimi with dipping sauce, lime aioli and creamy crepes. oh and the man-made oysters are truly…inspired.
