the notorious joe*

hey webster….

joetohell — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 22:38:02 +0000

you saw it with BRITUATION

you made history with BLACKIE O

my next contribution to the english language:

SEXTING

i think it is pretty obvious….dirty texting, sending nudie shots, etc.

use it!

oh dear god. oh. dear. god

joetohell — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 04:58:00 +0000

i hate to interrupt my hiatus and redesign period, but this….this is beyond.

i guess we know what blackie o is always smiling….

yes, she really said that

this will hold you over

joetohell — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:56:00 +0000

i am not a scrooge

joetohell — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 17:46:00 +0000

i have received countless (ok, 7) emails about my lack of blogging.

here’s the synopsis: i am alive. i am as well as one can be (well, one who is out of his mind, freezing, with body image issues, 8 extra pounds and a pale winter skin tone). i am trying to wrap up work for the year, get ready for xmas and plan a little getaway for new years.

so, i don’t want you to fret none. i’ll be posting stuff shortly. including the 2008 turkeys of the year!

oh, if you really want to know what i have been up to in my spare time, check out my boy jason’s blog post here.

when you got nothing better to post….

joetohell — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 06:19:00 +0000

…grab a youtube video and marvel at the free time people must have to make this kinda shit.

separated at birth

joetohell — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 17:44:00 +0000

courteney cox-n-balls and miss michael jackson, v6.4. they must share the same hair-shine treatment…bull sperm.

instant message, 7:13pm

joetohell — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 23:59:00 +0000

i’m just hacking away at the online goings-on between lo (laura bush) and blackie o (my beloved michelle obama). if you missed the series (and i think you must have), catch up here.

that lo bush is a determined gal. when she gonna get the hint? eavesdrop with me!

fucking fantastic

joetohell — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 07:17:00 +0000

the best video i have seen in a really long time. brand new lily allen. love.

email, 3:33 pm

joetohell — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:02:00 +0000

i keep being privy to these amazing correspondences between my hero, blackie o, and current last lady laura bush. if you missed the prior dialogues, catch up – fast! here, here, here and here.

this email is a hot find. and now you know their email addresses!

xmas is coming. literally!

joetohell — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:42:00 +0000

please…i beg. do NOT get me this. i might like to cook, and i might be a sperm-producing male, but the two do not work for me.

this is just….well, its above and beyond, even for ME! still, i am ordering some for presents. friends of mine, expect one soon!

Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Description:
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients – you will love this cook book!

ohmygod. and you have to read the online reviews:

* I recently served the Flan to some of my neighbors, they tried and tried but just could not guess what that zest was.

* Wow, I can’t beleive I finally found a book like this! It’s awesome. I’m always looking for ways to be healthy, natural and green, and this helps me with all 3.

* My life partner and I no longer buy mayonnaise. As financially struggling video game developers, this has been a wonderful way to help save a little money.

on that last one, how much of a financial struggle is a $2 jar of mayo? i mean really! anyway, have a little flip-thru of the book here. you can see the recipes for tuna sashimi with dipping sauce, lime aioli and creamy crepes. oh and the man-made oysters are truly…inspired.

the notorious j*o*e*